Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Wiki-Mandments
Wiki-Mandments
1. Do not post personal views.
2. Do not make personal or non-personal attacks.
3. Use proper grammar and punctuation.
4. Do not add unnecessary information.
5. Avoid using slang or unclear terms unless needed, or explained.
6. If you article gets edited don't feel like you need to one up them.
7. Wikipedia is not always right.
8.Use references.
9. Don't add fake information or jokes assuming others will understand, keep things formal.
10. Be careful of copyrights.
1. Do not post personal views.
2. Do not make personal or non-personal attacks.
3. Use proper grammar and punctuation.
4. Do not add unnecessary information.
5. Avoid using slang or unclear terms unless needed, or explained.
6. If you article gets edited don't feel like you need to one up them.
7. Wikipedia is not always right.
8.Use references.
9. Don't add fake information or jokes assuming others will understand, keep things formal.
10. Be careful of copyrights.
ADHD Research Sources
Traditional:
Clayton, K.. "ADHD: Current thining about an old disorder." 24/01/2005
Online:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adhd
Non-Traditional:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ia6OGEj6wW0
Clayton, K.. "ADHD: Current thining about an old disorder." 24/01/2005
Online:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adhd
Non-Traditional:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ia6OGEj6wW0
Monday, March 3, 2008
The Salmon
The Salmon: forcefully jabbing your hand in a spear shape (salmon) between the butt-cheeks of your victim and wiggling your hand forward. (swimming up stream)
After a long day of exhausting videogames, my cousin Scott Wasden and I decided it was time for a break, my girlfriend Jenni was with us as when we went into the kitchen to prepare a snack. Scott was being fairly quiet and unnoticed which was unusual for him; Jenni and I were playing around at the opposite end of the kitchen sort of standing wrestling when it happened...
Scott aware of my unawareness to him felt this the perfect moment to strike; so while Jenni and I were playing around, he sneaked over slowly. It was a perfect opportunity to "dive right in". He crept up behind me, reared his hand and in an underhand arching motion thrust his fingers upward into my bottom-side, it was all too perfect - or was it? A split second before Scott attacked, Jenni and I still unaware of his presence, my pants were dropped to the floor by a surprise pantsing by Jenni. Apparently in the swift movement my boxers got caught between her fingers as well. Scott's hand continuing to race towards my bottom had no time to stop or notice the change of conditions to which they were about to meet - Salmoned...
Surprised I turned around and saw Scott with a confused look on his face wondering what his hand just met and slowly realizing the horrendous fate that had come. Jenni and I took one look at each other and began to laugh; the laughter continued until neither of us could breath and our faces were shining from the tears streaming down our cheeks. Scott was still speechless. "Scott?" I asked, pulling up my pants between breaths and laughter. No Reply. Eventually "O my God." escaped his lips after minutes of speechlessness. Still studying his hand, Scott Wasden a seasoned Salmoner now humbled by his experience, will think twice before executing a salmon again.
After a long day of exhausting videogames, my cousin Scott Wasden and I decided it was time for a break, my girlfriend Jenni was with us as when we went into the kitchen to prepare a snack. Scott was being fairly quiet and unnoticed which was unusual for him; Jenni and I were playing around at the opposite end of the kitchen sort of standing wrestling when it happened...
Scott aware of my unawareness to him felt this the perfect moment to strike; so while Jenni and I were playing around, he sneaked over slowly. It was a perfect opportunity to "dive right in". He crept up behind me, reared his hand and in an underhand arching motion thrust his fingers upward into my bottom-side, it was all too perfect - or was it? A split second before Scott attacked, Jenni and I still unaware of his presence, my pants were dropped to the floor by a surprise pantsing by Jenni. Apparently in the swift movement my boxers got caught between her fingers as well. Scott's hand continuing to race towards my bottom had no time to stop or notice the change of conditions to which they were about to meet - Salmoned...
Surprised I turned around and saw Scott with a confused look on his face wondering what his hand just met and slowly realizing the horrendous fate that had come. Jenni and I took one look at each other and began to laugh; the laughter continued until neither of us could breath and our faces were shining from the tears streaming down our cheeks. Scott was still speechless. "Scott?" I asked, pulling up my pants between breaths and laughter. No Reply. Eventually "O my God." escaped his lips after minutes of speechlessness. Still studying his hand, Scott Wasden a seasoned Salmoner now humbled by his experience, will think twice before executing a salmon again.
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